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The Irish Dept.

May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
And may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.. 

Is the POPE Rich?

 Is the Pope Rich
well, 1.2 billion Catholics in the World. 
A great piece of real estate in the Heart of Rome.
A sovereignty
ambassadors
priests
nuns
bishops
kings, well, not too many of those anymore, ditto
queens
chessmen
archbishops
cardinals
cadavers
cancer hospitals.








Our best window into the overall financial picture of American Catholicism comes from a 2012 investigation by the Economist, which offered a rough-and-ready estimate of $170 billion in annual spending, of which almost $150 billion is associated with church-affiliated hospitals and institutions of higher education. The operating budget for ordinary parishes, at around $11 billion a year, is a relatively small share, and Catholic Charities is a smaller share still.



Apple and General Motors, by way of comparison, each had revenue of about $150 billion worldwide in Fiscal Year 2012. Legally speaking, there is no such thing as “the Catholic Church,” which is why these finances get so complicated. As far as the law is concerned, each diocese is a separate legal entity, incorporated in the states where it operates. Generally speaking, they are organized as what’s known as a corporation sole—a legal corporation wholly controlled by the individual bishop rather than a board of directors—and not officially part of any larger transnational spiritual organization. This has led to conflicts during the sex abuse scandals. Lawsuits have caused disputes about how deep the church’s pockets go and who should pay.

Read more at http://www.onenewspage.com/n/Entertainment/74vr1nq87/How-Rich-Is-the-Catholic-Church.htm#85UZSCLi9T3xg49B.99

Rocket to Comedy

My name is Suzi Shane and I'm here to rocket you to comedy...


I guess I'm a cougar now
and you were the teenage son I never had...but young men are sweet, I just don't want to be considered a sexual predator....i gave that up in the 70s? 80s? 90? 
well, whenever.
Sex is all in the mind
and I have that Vulcan Mind Touch

my bucket list, is now my fuckit list.

I am French, what do I know?

cezar chavez is still dead

pope frankie

st francis who is the saint who....
i forget 
but today I intend to bond with

Lepers  and the Poor
thank you for coming


 okay Fire up the Jet!

And Basic Psychology for All

I've realized that many people do not believe in either psychology or biology and feel at the mercy of the powers that be.  (CNN) -- While about a quarter of adults in the United States suffer from some form of mental illness, most of them are not getting adequate treatment, if any.

What was once an emotional disturbance, is now a fine arts painting, and all pain, and all sorrow are the human evolutionary process of adapt or die.  

And, so many die - If not physically, then psychologically, as they never realize the little light that shines inside of them. The soul is an electrical bit of energy, and when the battery runs down, humans need to recharge it.  

One of the many wisdom bodies of contemporary society is the Law of Attraction.

• Do not focus on what you do NOT want

• Feel the power and the freshness of your Now: 

• Decipher the contrast. 

• Know what you don't want, but do not focus on it. 

• Stand in a fresh new place; in a fresh way, and make a fresh start. 

 Summon the Energy. Manifest it physically and then own it Forever, Physical humans say, "give me the truth, give me the truth." And the overlords say, there are all kinds of truths. whoa!

• Choose the truths that serve you. Now, that makes many people uncomfortable. But hear this: there is a truth of cancer, and there is a truth of wellness. 

  

  Which truth serves you? 

• You can activate either within you

• You can make it your truth. 

• Truths are created; They are not static. They are not conditions 

• You create your truth

• And, you live your truth. 

 I am a millionaire, I own a mansion and a yacht. 

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An Italian Villa - needs a little work