Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Real Injuns?





Th US Census Bureau reports there are about two million Indians in the US. The rest, are cars.


The 2014 Jeep Cherokee Trail Hawk is driven over obstacles as its presented at the New York International Auto Show, in New York's Javits Center, Wednesday, March 27, 2013. (AP Photo - Richard Drew)

By DEE-ANN DURBIN
From Associated Press
March 27, 2013 4:11 PM EDT
DETROIT (AP) — The Jeep Cherokee is back, with a surprising design that could win some new buyers but lose some old fans.
The 2014 Cherokee midsize SUV makes its debut Wednesday at the New York International Auto Show. The remake is so radical that observers might not realize it's a Jeep.
The new Cherokee ditches Jeep's traditional boxy look for a more aerodynamic style. It replaces the brand's signature round headlights with sharply angled slits. The interior is plush and full of luxury options like automatic parallel parking. Even Jeep's seven-slat grille didn't go untouched — it's much smaller and creased in the middle to fold over the Cherokee's nose.

It's a look more reminiscent of a Honda CR-V than the model it replaces — the Liberty — and past Cherokees that helped establish Jeep as a symbol of toughness and off-road adventure.
All this isn't sitting well with some Jeep fans, who say the 72-year-old brand is straying too far from its rugged, utilitarian roots. They bemoan the new styling and softer ride, saying it's more suited for a trip to the mall than the Rubicon trail.
"It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen on the road and to put a Jeep badge on it, let alone call it a Cherokee, is an insult to the name and heritage that Jeep has always delivered," says Micah Myers, a longtime Jeep fan from Lexington Park, Md., who drives a 13-year-old Cherokee.
Chrysler Group, Jeep's parent, acknowledges that the design is polarizing. But Jeep needs to win back the suburbanites who have spent the last decade defecting to a newer batch of car-like, fuel-efficient competitors like the Chevrolet Equinox and Toyota RAV4. The new Cherokee goes on sale this fall.
In 2002, after Jeep replaced the aging Cherokee with the cheaper, smaller Liberty, a record 171,212 were sold in the U.S., according to Ward's AutoInfoBank. Last year that fell to 75,482. The CR-V outsold the Liberty by more than three to one.
"They need to do something different, and that kind of vehicle is something different altogether," says Michelle Krebs, a senior analyst at the car-buying site Edmunds.com. "They have to stretch that brand."
Jeep — and other automakers — are also under pressure to meet increasing U.S. fuel economy requirements. That explains the aerodynamic style and the new nine-speed transmission under the hood. The all-wheel-drive Liberty currently gets 22 miles per gallon on the highway, according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, making it one of the worst performers among midsize SUVs. The new Cherokee will get up to 31 mpg on the highway.
Finally, Jeep needs the SUV to appeal to customers around the world, not just adventurous types. The Cherokee will be built in Toledo, Ohio, but exported to more than 150 countries, including China.
"We wanted a design that is fluid and efficient yet still rugged and looks at home on the trail or at the theater," said Mark Allen, Jeep's design chief.
The Cherokee first went on sale in 1974, when Jeep was still owned by American Motors Corp. In 1984, American Motors released a new Cherokee that was smaller, narrower and lighter than the original, essentially inventing the sport utility vehicle. Sales soared. More than 100,000 Cherokees were sold each year between 1986 and 2001. Off-roaders were big fans because of the Cherokee's capability.
In 2001, Jeep's new owner, Chrysler, revamped the SUV again. It changed the name to Liberty, which tested better in focus groups and helped attract new buyers. The Liberty initially sold well, but then struggled as the midsize SUV market got more crowded and Chrysler — which went through bankruptcy in 2009 — invested little money in it.
Krebs says bringing back the Cherokee name makes sense, since it fits neatly under its larger sibling, the Grand Cherokee SUV. It will also save Chrysler money, since the vehicle has always kept the Cherokee name in international markets.
But purists complain that the plush new model is nothing like Cherokees of old. For one thing, it shares a car underbody with Chrysler's Italian partner, Fiat SpA, instead of a platform designed for off-roading. Nearly 900 fans have already "liked" a Facebook petition asking Chrysler not to call the new SUV a Cherokee.
David Silecchia, who has owned three Cherokee XJs from 1988, 1998 and 2000, thinks the 2014 Cherokee will sell, but not to rock-climbing adventurers like him.
"Jeep now seems to want to appeal to the people who go to the mall, throw a bunch of shopping bags in the back, drive home and read a book," said Silecchia, a student and information technology worker in Georgia. "The 2014 Cherokee is a nice vehicle, don't get me wrong, but not a suitable "rebirth" of the Cherokee name."
Chrysler insists that the new Cherokee can capably tackle rough terrain. It has more low-gear power for towing and climbing steep grades than the 2001 Cherokee. At 184 horsepower, the base, four-cylinder engine is slightly less powerful than the 2001 Cherokee's base V6, but it's much more efficient. The new Cherokee also offers a 271-horsepower V6. The new Cherokee can tow up to 4,500 pounds, which is more than any other vehicle its size but about 500 pounds less than the 2001 version.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Jealous

Previous
I fell for Justin Theroux when I saw the movie, Your hineyness or Your Highness or whatever.

I just love him. Next thing I know he's getting married to Jennifer Anniston! Da Nerve! What has she got that I haven't got?

So, for the past few months, Jennifer Anniston is popping into my dreamscape and it is annoying. I suffer deeply neurotic fears so when I dream about people and places and things I don't understand, I must analyze to paralyze and neutralize the threat. 

So, here's my analogy. She's skinny and rich. All the things I'm not. 

She's also notorious for the TV show Friends, which is okay, and of course, her romantic triangle with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka, the Maleficient One. 

And, although I was never jealous of Brad Pitt, I pitied her plight in that Plutocratic and cinematic dramedy. I like Brad Pitt, but he's NOT MY TYPE.
Justin Theroux, however, is MY TYPE>
and I'm Jealous. 
so, now I'm the Jen Anniston character in the romantic triangle.

Damn, and I don't even know Justin Theroux.

-YET

Saturday, March 16, 2013

FATWA

I 8 myself

Juris Doctor

 Online I'm a lawyer.
Fill out this form.
Have your credit card ready.
legalzoom.com
Quickie Divorce
Get a Restraining Order
Declare Bankruptcy
Become a legal alien
and get a drivers license, a mortgage, and US Citizenship all in one place!

The Irish Dept.

May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
And may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.. 


Is the POPE Rich?







 Is the Pope Rich
well, 1.2 billion Catholics in the World. 
A great piece of real estate in the Heart of Rome.
A sovereignty
ambassadors
priests
nuns
bishops
kings, well, not too many of those anymore, ditto
queens
chessmen
archbishops
cardinals
cadavers
cancer hospitals.








Our best window into the overall financial picture of American Catholicism comes from a 2012 investigation by the Economist, which offered a rough-and-ready estimate of $170 billion in annual spending, of which almost $150 billion is associated with church-affiliated hospitals and institutions of higher education. The operating budget for ordinary parishes, at around $11 billion a year, is a relatively small share, and Catholic Charities is a smaller share still.



Apple and General Motors, by way of comparison, each had revenue of about $150 billion worldwide in Fiscal Year 2012. Legally speaking, there is no such thing as “the Catholic Church,” which is why these finances get so complicated. As far as the law is concerned, each diocese is a separate legal entity, incorporated in the states where it operates. Generally speaking, they are organized as what’s known as a corporation sole—a legal corporation wholly controlled by the individual bishop rather than a board of directors—and not officially part of any larger transnational spiritual organization. This has led to conflicts during the sex abuse scandals. Lawsuits have caused disputes about how deep the church’s pockets go and who should pay.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Rocket to Comedy

My name is Suzi Shane and I'm here to rocket you to comedy...


I guess I'm a cougar now
and you were the teenage son I never had...but young men are sweet, I just don't want to be considered a sexual predator....i gave that up in the 70s? 80s? 90? 
well, whenever.
Sex is all in the mind
and I have that Vulcan Mind Touch

my bucket list, is now my fuckit list.

I am French, what do I know?

cezar chavez is still dead

pope frankie

st francis who is the saint who....
i forget 
but today I intend to bond with

Lepers  and the Poor
thank you for coming


 okay Fire up the Jet!