Jealous

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I fell for Justin Theroux when I saw the movie, Your hineyness or Your Highness or whatever.

I just love him. Next thing I know he's getting married to Jennifer Anniston! Da Nerve! What has she got that I haven't got?

So, for the past few months, Jennifer Anniston is popping into my dreamscape and it is annoying. I suffer deeply neurotic fears so when I dream about people and places and things I don't understand, I must analyze to paralyze and neutralize the threat. 

So, here's my analogy. She's skinny and rich. All the things I'm not. 

She's also notorious for the TV show Friends, which is okay, and of course, her romantic triangle with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka, the Maleficient One. 

And, although I was never jealous of Brad Pitt, I pitied her plight in that Plutocratic and cinematic dramedy. I like Brad Pitt, but he's NOT MY TYPE.
Justin Theroux, however, is MY TYPE>

and I'm Jealous. 
so, now I'm the Jen Anniston character in the romantic triangle.

Damn, and I don't even know Justin Theroux.

-YET