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I fell for Justin Theroux when I saw the movie, Your hineyness or Your Highness or whatever.

I just love him. Next thing I know he's getting married to Jennifer Anniston! Da Nerve! What has she got that I haven't got?

So, for the past few months, Jennifer Anniston is popping into my dreamscape and it is annoying. I suffer deeply neurotic fears so when I dream about people and places and things I don't understand, I must analyze to paralyze and neutralize the threat. 

So, here's my analogy. She's skinny and rich. All the things I'm not. 

She's also notorious for the TV show Friends, which is okay, and of course, her romantic triangle with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka, the Maleficient One. 

And, although I was never jealous of Brad Pitt, I pitied her plight in that Plutocratic and cinematic dramedy. I like Brad Pitt, but he's NOT MY TYPE.
Justin Theroux, however, is MY TYPE>

and I'm Jealous. 
so, now I'm the Jen Anniston character in the romantic triangle.

Damn, and I don't even know Justin Theroux.

-YET

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May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
And may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.. 

Is the POPE Rich?

 Is the Pope Rich
well, 1.2 billion Catholics in the World. 
A great piece of real estate in the Heart of Rome.
A sovereignty
ambassadors
priests
nuns
bishops
kings, well, not too many of those anymore, ditto
queens
chessmen
archbishops
cardinals
cadavers
cancer hospitals.








Our best window into the overall financial picture of American Catholicism comes from a 2012 investigation by the Economist, which offered a rough-and-ready estimate of $170 billion in annual spending, of which almost $150 billion is associated with church-affiliated hospitals and institutions of higher education. The operating budget for ordinary parishes, at around $11 billion a year, is a relatively small share, and Catholic Charities is a smaller share still.



Apple and General Motors, by way of comparison, each had revenue of about $150 billion worldwide in Fiscal Year 2012. Legally speaking, there is no such thing as “the Catholic Church,” which is why these finances get so complicated. As far as the law is concerned, each diocese is a separate legal entity, incorporated in the states where it operates. Generally speaking, they are organized as what’s known as a corporation sole—a legal corporation wholly controlled by the individual bishop rather than a board of directors—and not officially part of any larger transnational spiritual organization. This has led to conflicts during the sex abuse scandals. Lawsuits have caused disputes about how deep the church’s pockets go and who should pay.

Read more at http://www.onenewspage.com/n/Entertainment/74vr1nq87/How-Rich-Is-the-Catholic-Church.htm#85UZSCLi9T3xg49B.99

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I guess I'm a cougar now
and you were the teenage son I never had...but young men are sweet, I just don't want to be considered a sexual predator....i gave that up in the 70s? 80s? 90? 
well, whenever.
Sex is all in the mind
and I have that Vulcan Mind Touch

my bucket list, is now my fuckit list.

I am French, what do I know?

cezar chavez is still dead

pope frankie

st francis who is the saint who....
i forget 
but today I intend to bond with

Lepers  and the Poor
thank you for coming


 okay Fire up the Jet!